Link reblogged from Thoughts From The Peacock Angel with 432 notes
- “I’m insulted”: You shouldn’t be. I’m a massive slut. It’s for everyone’s safety.
- “It’s not metal”: Get out of my bed.
- “I can’t stay hard in one”: Oh, guess I can’t get wet for you.
- “Risk is fun”: No, sex is fun.
- “I’m allergic to latex”: Good thing I have latex free ones.
- “They don’t fit”:…
not slutty, but still… no excuse.
This has never been a problem in my life but this list cracked me up
WORD. Saving this for prosperity.
oh my god did someone seriously say “it’s not metal”